...behold y'all

...the suits in their natural habitat

ok everybody.

do we have our white man's overbite?

check.

do we have our hard man hair cuts?

check.

ok. cue, the fake laugh, "huh huh huh huh"

check.

ok, cue the cheesey catch phrase to go with, "hey workin' hard or hardly workin?", "huh huh huh huh"

check.

ok, everyone point at each other.

check.

and there they go, off into the wild. the suits, in their natural habitat. notice how majestically they saunter through the building like they own the place. notice now their souls are completely absent. notice how a cold wind blows in their presence because of it. fear them, for they bring only death...and budget cuts...and expensed lunch.

—the bastard