...on shotguns

"i have a question about shotguns"

"you shut up!", the bastard barks back at the freelancer, "no one want to hear what you have to say"

"you too pcat."

"but"

"and don't go telling me that the voices in your head say they want to hear from you either, cause that's bull"

"the voices in my head say otherwise"

"well i disagree"

"well the voices in my head have questions about shotguns"

"you know the voices in my head have all sorts of questions about shotguns. hell, the voices in my head have questions about other firearms. knives too."

"you see", pipes up left hand rob, "the voices in my head only have ANSWERS when it comes to shotguns, not questions"

—the bastard