show show pre show mullets

it's on mutha grabbers. the hotel doesn't want to house me at this very moment, so the bastard is all about the blogging until i can get my room.

mexi-mullet-icious

country rooooooooooad. take me hooooooooome. to the plaaaaaaaaaace. ah belonnnnnnnnng. west virginyaaaaaaaaaaa. mountain mama. take me hoooooooome.

i'm the old man of the mountains and i dropped mad weight to come here this year. more tomorrow. unless i jump out a window.

—the bastard