Sunday, February 17, 2008

this just in...

...left hand rob's house comes with instructions.

...or his house is haunted.

so at some point during lobster's tardy gras party, chicago jerkface's girlfriend, the gossip pointed out to the bastard that missus lobster had put some coffee on and she could now see through time.

so my first dilemma was, where i could find mugs. so i look up and i see:

feeling confident in my instructions, i wonder to myself where the milk and cream was and lo and behold:

you know how the phrase goes, "ask, and ye shall receive."

—the bastard

1 comment:

jonny airplanes said...

got to love the p-touch