Wednesday, April 30, 2008

fashion tips for the subway

the bastard sees lots of stuff on the train so once in a while, he needs to drop some science about it.

so as the sign says, when i see something say something (cruel).

first and foremost.

when underground one should keep their mouth shut, lest they attract flys.

come on commuters, we are not a codfish.

secondly and lastly, now while they say that cellphones don't work underground because of potential terrorist threats but, i think at least ONE person in the mta has the horse sense to prevent people from yelling at the top of their lungs on the train preventing bastard's like me from napping on the train.

that said, when you are on the train or on an airplane for that matter, take your bluetooth headset out of your ear.

it is not a piece of jewelry.

it's a phone accesory.

i know that one wants everyone to know that you are part of the borg collective and all but, it don't work underground. so please. take it out.

this has been a public service announcement from bastard central. carry on.

—the bastard

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