Friday, May 23, 2008

...go team


special on fucking FIRE edition

first off, brief description:
did you ever watch those early eddie murphy routines where he makes fun of white people. it's kind of become the rosetta stone of how black comedians make fun of white people. so with that said:

to the two chuckling gentlemen on the coffee line talking shit about the woman they work with who's boyfriend from queens came to visit and you did your best stallone impression to essentially impersonate queens.

"ayyyyy oh, ayyy oh"

ok dick, it's like this. you sweater wearing shitheel. go die.

do not pass go.

do not collect 200 dollars.

go directly to die.

tonight the bastard is going to get down on his knees and pray (after i get drunk this afternoon of course) that your wife is having an affair behind you back with the pool boy and that your daughter (because a shitheel like you couldn't POSSIBLY produce and male spawn) gets pregnant out of wedlock with a kid from the wrong side of the tracks. you suck at life.

—the bastard

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

you owe me a quarter has I have patented the term "go directly to die"

Bastard I hate you the most.

bastard central said...

someone's got to get around to hating me the most and i think the mofo might not have as much hate in him as you do.

oh well

go to hell

—b