...on getting pinched

well, the bastard has put it off for 6 months.

and i started making the obligatory phone calls.

but the county of craptastic queens has me in their clutches.

i have jury duty.

and i have to go lest i do time in the pokey for criminal contempt.

the crying shame is, i started shipping the magazine next week so, this shit has to end fast.

so it's like this.

i'm going to court tomorrow. and if something good happens, i'l put it on the bastard feed.

if not,

i'll do nothing,

and you folks can go suck eggs. deal?

—the bastard