Monday, September 08, 2008
incident on the goethals bridge
the bastard gets lost everytime he goes to new jersey.
it's like a black hole sometimes.
so even with a gps, sometimes the bastard needs to follow someone.
mostly because leads the bastard into ass backwards routes that waste my time in that state.
so i followed my ladyfriend's dad to the jersey turnpike.
only i somehow lost consciousness and we were about to get onto the goethals bridge.
so i made an illegal u-turn. which wasn't the brightest move. now this had us sitting with alot of traffic bearing down on us and this really nice lady in a chrysler let us in. and it pissed off alot of people.
particularly some mid life crisis having asshole who yelled "asshole" at me from his red convertible mustang as he floored it afterwards heading towards south jersey (yeah i know) and while he was right (he sure did tell me), he's still an asshole.
so thanks so much nice lady in the chrysler. you made our day. and fuck you mid life crisis in the mustang, regardless of what you drive, you are still a douchebag. and i am still a bastard and that's what really counts, isn't it?