Friday, September 05, 2008

my ears, MY EARS!!!!!

hey lady from the baby magazine people...

pay attention to where you are swinging that bag. you would be totally indignant if the same thing happened to you. it's an office, not a fucking roller derby arena.

2: stop yelling on your phone in the elevator.

3: why are you so goddam intense about buying your kid a tennis racket?

4: shut up!

5: go directly to hell.

thank you for playing. it's too bloody early for this. i know it isn't really, but it is.

—the bastard

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