what else ya gonna do when your saturday's already been shot to hell?
her: excuse me, do you know what's the price of these?
me: well THIS thing is $3.49.
her: i mean which is the better bargain?
me: well, i was going to get this but i bought a three pack of this in trader joe's 3 weeks ago and it was like 50 cents cheaper.
her: i'm sorry, do you work here?
me: nah i'm just some guy in an ugly t-shirt.
what were you expecting? high drama from the fucking target store? it's not like i was invited out for anything.