Monday, September 29, 2008

...on shopping

what else ya gonna do when your saturday's already been shot to hell?

her: excuse me, do you know what's the price of these?

me: well THIS thing is $3.49.

her: i mean which is the better bargain?

me: well, i was going to get this but i bought a three pack of this in trader joe's 3 weeks ago and it was like 50 cents cheaper.

her: i'm sorry, do you work here?

me: nah i'm just some guy in an ugly t-shirt.

what were you expecting? high drama from the fucking target store? it's not like i was invited out for anything.

—the bastard

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