sometimes you get the doughnut...

...and sometimes the doughnut gets you


a while back , the bastard had something to say about the posh food magazine that is part of our company these days.

they seemed a little smugger than what i was used to.

and they kept to themselves but, the bastard takes it all back.

you see, the bastard was walking past the kitchen and he saw a box that looked suspiciously full of doughnuts.

and with my suspicions confirmed, i got some.

and it was delicious.

so i take it all back.

just for today.

—the bastard