Tuesday, August 25, 2009

...on eclipses




walking down prince street.

doctors appointment.

"how's about this one, ladies and gentlemen", a shout from behind.

left onto mulberry

"once upon a time there was light in mah life. now there's only love in the dark."

"is that?"

"yeah. it is", the bastard replies.

"once upon a time I was falling in love, but now ahm only falling apart."

"say it. say it" the bastard mutters, audible enough for his ladyfriend to hear.

"say what?"

"you'll see."

this deep voiced bard of soho clears his throat,

"turn around bright eyes"

"turn around briiiiiiiight eyes! ha haaaaaah!"

thus made the bastard seriously consider giving this guy a twenty so he'd walk up to Astor place with us.

made my evening.

—the bastard

3 comments:

Rob S. said...

You've seen this, right?

bastard central said...

oh

my

god!

Rob S. said...

I think that angel guy felt me up!