Thursday, December 31, 2009

happy new year, and get out the way jerk

overdressed, the bastard shoulda took the lil woman's advice.

fast book to the subway.

6 train pulling in and I'm on the wrong side of the turnstyle.

tall guy in my way

"Jesus christ on a bicycle", I utter half a step ahead.

"I love you too, buddy", he retorts.

points for cleverness doesn't count, so the bastard plays it blunt.

"fuck you asshole"

yeah, I can play it blunt.

give it away to the universe, my ass.

in order to pay karma back, the bastard let's some kind faced woman on the L train first.

pay yourself first, I always say. or maybe the boss of all bosses did. who knows?

—the bastard

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