overdressed, the bastard shoulda took the lil woman's advice.
fast book to the subway.
6 train pulling in and I'm on the wrong side of the turnstyle.
tall guy in my way
"Jesus christ on a bicycle", I utter half a step ahead.
"I love you too, buddy", he retorts.
points for cleverness doesn't count, so the bastard plays it blunt.
"fuck you asshole"
yeah, I can play it blunt.
give it away to the universe, my ass.
in order to pay karma back, the bastard let's some kind faced woman on the L train first.
pay yourself first, I always say. or maybe the boss of all bosses did. who knows?
—the bastard
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