Tuesday, January 05, 2010

ummah gahd

ummah gahd.

did ah tell u thah on our first date

John took me to do his laundry

ummah gahd. rilly?

ummah gahd, yah.


oh gay man, if you slept with John on your trip to the laundry, and you're calling that a date, it isn't a date.

it may very well be having sex with a guy who made you work for it.

I hope it was worth it.

ummah gahd.

stay classy laundry room. stay classy

—the bastard

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