bastard: your unified theory of martinis is correct. two is enough to constitute trubble.
bastard: three is nigh disastrous
mofo: But the cuban. The cuban!
bastard: the Cuban was impressive. but I am drunk and watching mi-5
mofo: I deconstructed eggplant parm and made tabboulleh tonight for nat and i. Martini and wine followed. No mi-5.
bastard: make no mistake. mi-5 had everything to do with martinis and tabbouleh. eggplant was bertuslicuni's fault entirely
bastard: what have aye Dunn to deserve this flat and flavorless manhattan?
mofo: You find gOod tabouleh in manhattan the eggplant parm is a tw original. Its going to be 23 degrees here tonight so chin up.
bastard: chin up indeed. I've been tits up on my couch since before your last text. nai nai