last night. the bastard sat in his living room with three fingers of rye on ice waiting for the world to end.
the news: there's a hurricane on yo!
the bastard: oh SNAP. rilly?!?
the news: yeah shiteyes. there's gonna be rain and shit and the east river is gonna run roughshod on your ass. and there's gonna be 100 mile an hour winds
the bastard: oh wow guy. I best shit my pants now
so there you have it. when I went to bed, there were saying 75 mph winds.
when the bastard woke up, the national weather service said 45 mph winds but the news is showing footage of the same block in Howard beach that flood when there's is any strong rain and saying 80 mph winds.
I'm seeing a discrepancy here.
stupid sensationalism. stop scaring the shit outta people.