bad scene…

the bastard is finally coming out of his coma by the good graces of a bottle of kombucha and some noodles.

but he has to tell you that he felt like hell this morning.

the recipe for a bad scene is as follows:

take and afternoon celebratory beer or two because your big kampf is through

add some early evening whiskey to keep in the "thank god this awful production is at an end."

finish bottle with left hand rob.

deposit dead soldier in garbage.

go home.

have a beer or three with wife and brother in law.

after wife goes to bed, have comparison taste test between white whiskey and bourbon.

mix it all together in a big jug and sleep on it.

and in a mere 7 hours, you have something very bad.

enjoythanxbai.

—the bastard