Friday, May 17, 2013

protip...



hey brovvah…

bro…

brozah…

here's a tip…

make some goddam room guy.

I understand that you're all puffed up from playing backgammon on your iPhone…

but folks need room to stand in this spot you're taking up part of…

and by folks…

I mean me.

so scoot over bro…

suck in that chest…

you look like one of those jockey jocks with your khakis and your kegger softball wrap around glasses that let you role play your gay assed wade bogs fantasy cosplay.

and play something less weak than backgammon on your iPhone. 

mother fuckers are playing temple run these days, don't you have eyes?

—the bastard

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