the bastard suddenly cares about the weather

you know, it's a good thing that the mofo is living in florida during these blustery times, i wouldn't have been paying nearly as much attention to the weather as i have been of late. well that's not completely true. the bastard still has family down there so i would still be concerned for their safety. hell, they're family. i will be equally concerned when california finally breaks off from the mainland and lex luthor's evil real estate scam comes to fruition because i will have to kayak to visit the cousins in california. i only hope frikkin otis can get me a good rate on one of those kevlar models. anyway the bastard was just thinking in passing if during this storm, if captain nemo's daughter bumps her head and falls unconscious through the length of the storm, will she have fever dreams of the mofo riding a bike that turns into a broom telling her that her will get her little dog toto? hmmmmmm. i think the bastard needs to ratchet down the drugs.

—the bastard