Saturday, October 08, 2005

not be be crass about disasters but...

...wasn't it just after hurricane katrina that some mullahs or imans went around saying that allah had brought the winds and rains down upon the infidels because something something we deserve it for not being allah's chosen people and we should get out of iraq or somesuch?

well, could one argue that maybe jesus brought frikkin earthquakes upon the unbelievers in the one true church. ahhhhhhhh, i'm just talking smack about this. the bastard isn't a religious man. how could i be, i'm a bastard? anyway, this is a very serious situation that doesn't need the bastard to remark on the opportunistic shit talking of some jerk who feels the need to gloat when the u.s. is having a crisis or a national disaster. nah the bastard doesn't need to remark on the folks that were dancing in the streets in palestine on september 11th, 2001. nah, he doesn't need to do that. nah, we live in a politically correct country where it would be unseemly to throw shit back in the muslim world's face when a natural disaster occurs. nah. sorry kids, th eowrld frustrates me and i need to say the wrong thing sometimes. i hold no ill will for the people who are suffering over there as i type. hell, i could be just as unlucky, i may be that unlucky next week perhaps.

seriously though, this is an awful disaster to happen in a region that has it hard as it is. i hope that the same people who came out for our disaster, come out for pakistan. kanye?

—the bastard

i gotta get off of the politics and world affairs for a day or two. some nicer stuff maybe this week. ahhhhhh who am i kidding

8 comments:

mofo said...

If there is one thing this motherfucker hates more than conservative republicans, it's religious fanatics "Allah blew the wind on the infidels", "Jevhovia shook the earth", "jah rastafari", "I thank God for putting me into a situation where I could play a game made up 100 years ago that actaully breaks a commandment and several laws from the leviticus and catch a ball in the end zone." Sheep all of them, the question is not only are the stars going to come out but are the terrorists that have been harbored by Pakistan come out and lend a helping hand to those in need, I mean it's only right.

bastard central said...

yes bin laden will perform his top 10 smash, "kill all the crusader infidels but, buy my record first" ya'lls plenty musicians. dem know it, but dem cand doit

—b

bigbromofo said...

which commandment do you speak of. though shall not go offsides before the ball is in play

bastard central said...

what? the spotted cuckoo bird flies at midnite?

—b

bigbromofo said...

where is jehovia located? next to saudi arabian knights. come on mofo, tehy rang the bell enough at the house groiwng up..itis Jehovah, Jehovah (charlton heston nova voice)

bastard central said...

ummm dub, i believe mo is regurgitating th estylings of peter tosh.

"FROM MY COLD DEAD ANDS"
(purposely mispelled, heston seemed to drop his "h"'s periodically

—b

bigbromofo said...

it is the alzheimers

bastard central said...

i though it was brain cancer. ida know. woulda liked to have met him but i was one shot show too late