Friday, October 07, 2005

quote of the day

“Sometimes the problem with being a Democrat is being a Democrat.”

—james carville speaking to the northwestern college democrats recently.

i'm glad to see james has nailed the problem down. gouge away mofo.

—the bastard

13 comments:

mofo said...

He's right, exactly why I am noit one. He (Carville) is a politcal genius, thank Odin's raven he works for the forces of good. My qhote of the day is "The problem with being a republican is that you are a facist."

bastard central said...

first off carville is a snake oil salesman who sold his mammy's soul to get clinton into office. hell, he'd sell odin's raven's sould to be culturally relavant again.

i hate to get all geek like with you in correcting your spelling but since you are calling your brother a nazi and a racist i can hazard to tell you that you need to type "fascist" a little bit slower. it makes the knee jerk liberal insult that comes when you don't have an argument that can stand on it's own two feet seem much better...well...spelled.

either way, as i have repeated mentioned in previous retorts, you're going to have to find a better insult for republicans. quite like how the phrase "cracker" and "honky" doesn't really hold that much water with white folks, fascist not only doesn't stuck, it doesn't make sense. we're CAPITALISTS, not socialists or in this case socialist derivatives. try again. say something like, "fuh fuh fuh, 9/11 commission fuh fuh incoherent babble from noam chomsky". you know how it goes, something along those lines

—the bastard

bigbromofo said...

ahhh yes. republicans are the oppressors of the working class. how's that. how about exploiters of the illegal immigrants work force, how about business for the good of business even though nobody will have a job to buy the product they are selling. how about giving you the right to work but not the right to earn a decent living but we need to keep our standard of living the same group, how about the people who like less goverment regulation so that they can exploit loop holes in the law to screw the worker and destroy the land. step in anytime mofo.

remember that wall street actually likes fascism because it allows business to go on as usual with a little more security as long as the il duce is getting his share.

how was the spelling?

dub plat

mofo said...

You said everything a fascist would say. A knee jerk conservative slight to a liberal would be to call them a communist, liberals are not allowed the right of returning the insult.

Big Bro said it best so I'll leave it at that, when are you going to wake up and smell what they are shoveling?

bastard central said...

hehehehe shoveling. actually mo, it is i who was shoveling this time. i would never put an out of context quote up for anything but bomb throwing. it was a quote, read the article. i said everything a fascist would say. on the same token, you've said everything a liberal would say. heap insult upon insult upon your own family because you only read one point of view well played.

bastard central said...

dub,

where is your proof of this oppression of the working class? do't get in unless you wanna drop me the links. don't give me the the hooey about how i have more tiem to find my stuff, you were posting at 11:30 last night. surely you could find something about how me and mussolini are plotting to ensalve the illegal immigrant populace. you have to get past the notion that republicans are some group of rich guys (remember dude, you are the one with the house, not me) wringing their hands trying to figure out how to fuck the little guy. i don't believe that any more than i believe that there is a vast left wing conspiracy to overthrow democracy and replace it with chairman hillary. don't get your union panties in such a bunch

—bas

mofo said...

It's funny you would link Hill to Mao, thing is, Hillary was made to look ultra liberal to offset her husband's drift to the center, she in fact is more of a centrist in several area, read into her record in the senate and you'll see what i mean.

bastard central said...

at the end of the day, hil is going to be whatever will advance hil. it's a game that politicans play. the unfortunate thing is very little is done out of gut instinct but done with the consent of polling. so if it behooves hill to be centrist, she'll act centrist. unfortunately people just want to be liked

—b

bigbromofo said...

what does owning a house have to do with it? bunson honeydew actaully owns his house and he works like the rest of us. the bank owns mine until i give the the monthly vig. your f$#@^$g president kills me with income tax so that people that make a median salary of $50K dont feel too oppressed. so owning a house does not a politcial party make.

my union briefs are not in a bunch. read your history book. that is all the evidence you need to support the oppression claims. john d, anderw carnegie, etc. business needs the little people to help make teh money for teh investors. the less we give to them the more for us hurray. wait i feel pangs of guilt so i will become a philantropist. i hope that buys me a seat next to st peter. the only problem with this new world order is instead of raising the worlds standard of living to us we are being brought down to the worlds standard of living. dod chinese kids get yelled at when throwing food away by the parenmts saying , a poor american kid can eat that. not yet but very soon.

bigbromofo said...

by the way, i was watching teh game the other day. i dont get on my computer until we go up for bed. i was looking up info the walk we will do next year for my little J.

How bout the waltoins and im not taling about john boy. lets pay lowe america 6 dollars an hour to sell chinese shit in our store, keep them past 40 hours dont pay overtime and no lunch for these poor fuckers already. hire illegals to clean the palce, keep them locked in and hope nobody dies again. it helps teh bottom line which helps teh investors which helps w and teh boys and all teh investors tah town bigger houses in more exclusieve commuenites that have dyn - o mite maids but heavens we cant let them live here. did you buy that shovel from sams club.

can i get an amen mofo. i know you are out there.

bastard central said...

you know who gave china favorite nation trade status? hmmmmm. you can guess but you ain't gonna like which clinton..er...uh...president did it.

as far as wally world's business practices go, that is the one case in which i feel organized labor needs to get in there. there's just all of the other misgivings i have about organized labors inability to evolve that bothers me.

dynomite? hehehe. "i'll tell you wants wrong, james. my name is florida. florida is a state"

bigbromofo said...

thank you. i could not rememeber her tv land name

bastard central said...

the bastard is always pleased to be of service but, actually that quote was from family guy.