so last night i was coming out of the subway when i was greated by multiple cop cars. the bastard though, oh shit, they finally found me out. they found the bodies. i'm sunk. keep it cool baldy keep it cool. if you cover your eyes they can't see you. just another 2 steps and SUCCESS. i made it. i'm so glad my powers of invisibility still work on an overcast day. then when i got back to the place i realized that it wasn't me they were looking for, it was terrorists.apparently in their unrelenting quest to overthrow the united states, al qaeda had the passing notion (which has since been downgraded to a "non credible" threat). to plant 19 bombs in the new york subway system. now yes yes, it is scary and i DO worry about these things but the bastard has really pressing stuff on his brain so i have seemed to ovesimplify things for myself.
when you think about it, when vietnam was fought, one argued that you need to win the hearts and minds of the people to win a war and NOTHING wins the hearts and minds of the people like blowing shit up on their commute to work. now the bastard knows that we're ALL cowardly and shit and that if they blow shit up then, america is just gonna tuck it's liddle ol tail between it's legs and go crying home to mama. "OOOOOOHHHHHHHH please mama please! the bad ol islamofascists blew up the fucking F train mama. puhleese can we all convert to islam. here's your burka." well i hate to be the bearer of bad news but, the downside to assymetrical warfare is that france rolling over for algeria withstanding, if you blow up shit in your perceived enemy's nation, you'll piss them off and they will retaliate (not the french though, they will bend over and let you have algeria). it didn't work for the irish did it? after nearly a century of blwoing british shit up what got the two factions to talk turkey? talking!! holy crap what a concept. so note to al qaeda, "guys this shit ain't gonna work. we found you in afghanistan and we mauled the place. you popped up in iraq, we mauled the place. i'm sure if we find you somewhere else, we will maul it. even if it might be astoria. yes the bastard is oversimplifying. yes the bastard sounds one sided but it is my want. if the internet has shown us anything, it's that every asshole has a voice and here is mine. wubba wubba wubba wubba boo! get back to bomb sniffing, shiteyes.
—the bastard
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this is why you're one of my favorite people--sometimes speaking sinply is the best way--please mama please!
--D "oooooohhhh nnnnnooooooooo--the answer is deutoronomy" oM
i'm just too tired to see other perspectives today. besides, i have my opinions on the effectiveness of terroism on the american people. come one, you wanna really piss off the country hit something other than NYC. the rest of the country hates us. for some, it would be like having a boil lanced by a muslim with 10 pounds of dynamite. either way, you're just blowing shit up for the sake of it here. the nation wasn't very affected for very long after 9/11. people moved on. we weren't in their thoughts for very long. or maybe that's just the way the media plays it. ida know but the answer is ipswich ca-lah-ems
—bastid don't pay me no mo
yes and then when everyone stops taking the bus, they will go after the roller blades. and then the segways. and then...and then...
yes it gets everyone's dander up and no doubt the mofo will divine this into an excuse for fascism covering up something that the idiot/evilgenius in charge is doing. fact of the matter is this nonsense serves a purpose. we become aware and if we handle it in a calm and rational manner, we can pay attention to the shit going on around us. also it doesn't hurt that 10 "plots" have been averted since sept 11th. maybe that's pure hokum but if it isn't...
i'm not even going to bother.
Big ups to the NYPD who have stationed detectives in various areas around the globe to keep an eye on terrorism and an eye on New York's for it's citizen's sake. The mighty department of Homeland Security isn't qiute sure this is a serious threat especially since the FBI and the CIA can't get together on this, (sound familiar). NYPD's proactive nature came in handy this time.
"Hey, Julio, you want you're coke!"
I think it's kind of funny that a latino coke dealer from Chicago can run for president. Only in America.
hmm mebbe the fbi and cia are still stinging from the gorelick memo. or maybe the nypd decided to take initiative that may not have been necessary. they thought it was. nypd might just be acting proactive in an election year. who knows.
i found it funny that a lying/rapist womanizer hayseed like clinton got in. what a country
—b
Yeah, just like that lying/frat boy/crackhead/destroyer of companies/hayseed from Texas did, huh?
I was referring to Jimmy Smits, who plays Julio in Running Scared and now isa running for president on the West Wing, jeez, you need to loosen up the shorts a little.
it's funny that you bring up the west wing. isn't their head writer aaron sorkin (or is it dworkin i can't recall) a recovering crack addict himself.
you have to understand the fact that i can't believe what you say because you can't back shit up with "gut instinct", you need facts. that's why i read papers on both sides of the political spectrum. that doesn't mean i read both "time" and the "new york times" (we play both country AND western). pepper your howard zinn with another view point i do. i don't take these stands because i'm some sheep, i look around and read a bunch of things. if you'd like, i can furnish the bookmarks bar with some reading material for you. and as for my shorts, the unfortunate thing about the internet is it is devoid of ability to convey emotions and i'm simply not pissed about anything you say, i'm just sparring. remember that mo, i'm just sparring. no need to get all up ons.
—tha bastard
He was the creator and head writer for five years, he is no longer with the show, don't know if he is still on crack but yers he is a recovering addict.
i know he's not on the crack. but if you talk to a recovering addict they will say, "once an addict, always an addict". so sorkin just is an addict who isn't smoking. they do alot of talky talky in the NA circles.
either way, i just found the comment funny with respect to the shows creator but, i wouldn't walk across the street to watch the west wing. i get enough politics in reality, i don't need to watch someones fantasy politic league. did you know they make a fantasy sport magazine. what the hell is that?
—b
dub,
i dropped him on his face once. earlier in life i hit himin the face with a bat. that's like saying it was my fault you slammed your closet door and that one way sign fell on your head.
—b
awwwwwwww. why'd ya hafta bring poe into this?
it was a no fault situation. you had territory issues back then. you should have just pissed all over the perimeter of the room. sure as hell would have kept me out and also put me into therapy which would come in handy these days
oh yeah. didn't we watch kiss phantom of the park in your room? not true though. there were fights long before you had tv in there
i don't know whether to praise you or cry for you
the fusion tape shall remain buried until further notice
i think you're right. we watched some other show about rock and roll and they were on it. it was a big deal because we had to lobby mom and dad about staying up late
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