Thursday, January 26, 2006

have you considered...

...that perhaps if you need to shout into your phone at the top of your lungs like a crazy woman, that maybe you need a new phone? or perhaps you need to have your hearing checked out? by the way, those leg warmers are not really working out for you.

—the bastard

3 comments:

bastard central said...

the bastard calls them the way he sees them.

unfortunately, leg warmers have made a comeback because the kids in billygurg wore them for irony's sake and suburbia took that as a sign that it was ok to start wearing them again. just awful

bastard central said...

oh the hipsters are pushing them out. nothing is more powerful than a trust fund in that part of town these days.

bastard central said...

heh-heeeeeeeey!

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