Thursday, January 26, 2006

have you considered...

...that perhaps if you need to shout into your phone at the top of your lungs like a crazy woman, that maybe you need a new phone? or perhaps you need to have your hearing checked out? by the way, those leg warmers are not really working out for you.

—the bastard

7 comments:

bigbromofo said...

was she going can you hear me now? you are getting more critcial in your old age.

leg warmers?!?! Did she hae the rip sweatshirt like jennifer beales shouting what a feeling while welding an a frame piece of steel.

bastard central said...

the bastard calls them the way he sees them.

unfortunately, leg warmers have made a comeback because the kids in billygurg wore them for irony's sake and suburbia took that as a sign that it was ok to start wearing them again. just awful

bigbromofo said...

when is the jheri (D+D) curl coming back..oh wait there are no black people in billyburg

bastard central said...

oh the hipsters are pushing them out. nothing is more powerful than a trust fund in that part of town these days.

bigbromofo said...

ahh i love the smell of gentrication in the morning ....smells like victory.

dub plat - surf's up lance

bastard central said...

heh-heeeeeeeey!

6 foot peaks

bigbromofo said...

look at how they break lance, teh waves, the waves.


we will not shoot you we only want the surfboard back.

dub plat