bas: ouch did that hurt much?
mo: how's that desk job doing chinga?
bas: i'm @ a photo shoot and slightly hung over.
mo: nah, it was like a samarai sword cut.
mo: by the way, it was a hatori hanso sword
bas: i knew it! did you take out darryl hannah's other eye? you know, the third one. for enlightment?
mo: of course
who say text messaging isn't productive.