"you know what i don't understand is?""what jon?"
"how do you guys do it?"
"do what?"
"you work 10 hour days. then you go out partying until at least 3:30 in the morning. then you're up at 7 the next day ready to do it all over again. for a week. how do you guys do it?"
"well it's really simple. you can't call in sick. the people in charge know where you've been, it's las vegas. you call in sick, there's no coverage. so the machine breaks down. if the machine breaks down, it's your ass."
besides, it's only one week a year. and i can sleep when i'm dead.
—the bastard
7 comments:
These kids just don't get it. I can't count how many times some young buck has talked a big game and then faltered when the game got rough. Every once and a while you have to come out of semi-retirement to show them how it's done.
well jon knew how it was done, he's was just astounded by it. and yes i did come out to do it again and i'm a changed man for it.
—b
face it, man. We rule.
do we rule rob?
or doe we drool? i think that is more more poignant question
yeah something like that. i wouldn't shite talk to mofo. the boy can keg stand with the bestest. besides, he had cancer back then. now that he beat that, he's unstoppable
look naut,
it's like this, the bastard needs to slowly work his way back into the real world from the vegas world. and if he has to pass through a portal made entirely of bombay sapphire, he's gonna do it. it's for the good of humanity.
i'm sorry, i don't have the mofo's drinksball card in front of me so i can't give you his lifetime average and my strat-o-matic drinking game is in the apartment. perhaps if i consult my friends in the fantasy drunksball league, i can give you better career stats for the mo.
—bas
yeah io was 15 ya' punk, I've come a long way, in fact I've been through benders people only dream of, so don't try to make me look bad in front of the entire blog!
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