Tuesday, March 28, 2006

this just in...

now the bastard know's that you're truly truly concerned about such things so i figure i would let you know that apparently, hulkamania is still running wild on the streets of manhattan.

i know this because i saw it on third while getting a cheesesteak the other day. so say your vitamins and eat your prayers, brother.

—the bastard

7 comments:

mofo said...

Eating the prayers and saying the vitamins forever, brother!

bastard central said...

i just couldn't resist man. i am in wonder at the shit some folks wear. i saw a teenager wearing a master of puppets t shirt. the id looked like the older brother from napoleon dynamite only a teenager. i wondered it metallica was still culturaly relavent anymore or was it just ironic to wear the shirt

mofo said...

The answer is no, they are no longer cultarally relevant, but somehow Bon Jovi is.

But I laughed my assed off after seeing this entry, it was great work, it made my day, and let me tell you something mean Gene WHAT YOU GONNA DO WHEN TEN TONS OF MOTHERFUCKER COMES DOWN ON YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brother!!

bastard central said...

ummmm. america ptooy?

maybe if i could find the prpoer emoticon for that off key "whoo" ric flair used to do back in the day. or perhaps i could slap into a slim jim. it's amazing how a "sport" in which all of the outcome is totally scripted thus making it the most disingenuous sport or perhaps the best most intricately scripted soap opera this side of telemundo has wormed it's way so deep into the american lexicon

mofo said...

Because it doesn't call itself a sport. It's "Sports Entertainment". See, now that's why McMahon is filthy rich and we're just filthy.

bastard central said...

and all this time i thought i was just filthy because i didn't take a bath for th elast 3 months

bastard central said...

this just in. apparently this guy has decided to go line for line between thor and the hulkster. it's fantastic