...on muthas

...or when i grew older i spoke like a child

you know sometimes just sitting in the park makes it's own material. just listening to a young mother talking makes for funny stuff

like: "No you won't hih hymn in da face wif dah bawl"

or: "yu keep uh eye ahn izayuh"

or: "Ahm gonna smack-ed hymn uhgaynst dah pawk gate"

and of course: "ah tol hymn dat shih"

ah young mothers. oh wait, she don't look so young. i'm so glad that the boy gets to go to school not in this neighborhood. i really am.

—the bastard