

Richard Vernon: You're not fooling anyone Bender. The next screw that falls out will be you.
Bender: Eat my shorts.
Richard Vernon: What was that?
Bender: Eat... My... Shorts!
Richard Vernon: You just bought yourself another Saturday.
Bender: Ooh I'm crushed.
Richard Vernon: You just bought one more.
Bender: Well I'm free the Saturday after that. Beyond that, I'm going to have to check my calendar.
Richard Vernon: Good, cause it's going to be filled. We'll keep going. You want another one? Just say the word say it. Instead of going to prison you'll come here. Are you through?
Bender: No.
who says a man can't live forever?
—the bastard
4 comments:
Can't believe he died. He played against type in Van Wilder, it was sneaky but well done by the filmakers.
yeah gleason was good at what he did and when he sees you at the pearly gates, he's gonna kick your dick in the dirt
"Two months's I got ya'." Best line ever.
oh it's a classic. i also liked him as the overcompensating coach who drove a pacer in johnny b goode. i just hated judas priest's version of the song
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