...on the tarmac

i was on the way home the other night after dropping the boy off at the nice lady's and heading back to the hole that i sleep in when it started raining in sheets. on the way down the parkway as i'm passing under one of the various overpasses i see a guy who has his bike under the bridge. kickstanded and he's on the phone. this was one of those cab forward bikes that can do well over 100 mph and, the owner will, because he can and this guy had the common sense to stay under the bridge and wait it out. good move crotch rocket.

—the bastard