Wednesday, June 14, 2006

...on firestarters, and i don't mean keith flint

...or use number 45 for a defunct newstand glossy

so it's pouring out and fire is always a crucial accessory that completes any campsite. survivalist ray mears says that fire is essential in a survival situation for two reasons. firstly and most obviously, fire keeps you warm. secondly, fire builds morale. now the boys from the neighborhood like to play at camping without a handicap. we learned how to light the one match fire and k love has been feeling rather environmentally conscious, so lighter fluid is right out. but, we can't escape the fact that it's raining like the hammers of hell outside. so the bastard grabbed a couple of magazines from home and lo and behold, he discovered a new use for cargo magazine. i know that the fine folks at conde nast would approve. my money well spent...indeed.

—the bastard

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