Friday, June 16, 2006

...on trench warfare

man against nature is a classic theme in the outdoors. how do you take a harsh mistress like mother nature and make her livable for the weekend, in the pouring rain. well first and foremost, you put up a tent. but you want dryer. so you construct a tarp city to cover your tent and create a rain free area to walk amongst. you see, you're almost human now. but then we have the issue of the ground. it isn't level. so how do you keep from losing your sanity to a big ass puddle? dig a trench shiteyes. behold as dean thrilla lays the groundwork to keep us all in dry seating and later on in beer that isn't waterlogged. go on! BEHOLD! ahhhhh go to hell

—the bastard

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