you know the mofo has a point. the bastard was looking at the first month of this mess a day or two ago and i can't believe that i've had the attention span to continue doing this crap. i'm also surprised that i actually had the time to do this. i remember i was chatting with old school once and i mentioned the blog to her and she asked how do you have time to maintain one on top of my job at making bullets look good monthly. well, one year in, i can now tell you how in four easy steps. first, get a collaborator which i have in the mofo. second, get separated from your spouse or dump or get dumped by your girlfirend/boyfriend/moose. third, get a digital camera. and finally, make your own time shiteyes. can't sleep? write something down. deadtime at the office? write something down. would you rather claw your eyes out rather than play fantasy baseball on the internet? write something down. internet porn just not cutting it anymore? write something down. you get the idea. that's how the bastard managed to have time for this. so there you go, it's as simple as that. but then again, right now i don't have time for this crap. i need some coffee. go to hell, jerkface.