dude, could you wash your hands before leaving the bathroom? you realize that now everyone who attempts to leave the mens room today will be handling whatever it is that's been on your junk for the rest of the day? you know, the cleaning crew isn't that thorough around here. therefore, your junk residuals might stay on the doorknob for weeks. just a thought for future reference, you dick.
P.S. since the cleaning staff isn't all that good around here, it's very likely that you have someone else's junk squeezins on your hand already. i sure hope that you don't shake hands for a living....junk hands.