dude, could you wash your hands before leaving the bathroom? you realize that now everyone who attempts to leave the mens room today will be handling whatever it is that's been on your junk for the rest of the day? you know, the cleaning crew isn't that thorough around here. therefore, your junk residuals might stay on the doorknob for weeks. just a thought for future reference, you dick.—the bastard
P.S. since the cleaning staff isn't all that good around here, it's very likely that you have someone else's junk squeezins on your hand already. i sure hope that you don't shake hands for a living....junk hands.
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Thanks for the info, junkhands. Now I'm gonna be opening that door with my elbow all day. And scribbing my elbow like a monkey tonight.
you do that, elbow monkey
Kinda makes you wish you had one of those small fire extinguishers. If anyone ever leaves the bathroom without washing their hands, ya just blast them.
could be even more fun with a CO2 extinguisher
in a perfect world that would be both fun and educational, dm. unfortunately i have to settle for becoming a compulsive handwasher in the office. oh yeah, and i complain about it here.
come to think of it, fire extinguisher fights would be alot of fun in the office :/
start a fire. it'll give u a good excuse to take one off the wall that and empty your in-tray.
you guys have some funny ways of emptying your in-tray down there`
nope its just me i live on a different page to everyone else. where the sky is purple and the grass is blue.
thank god its friday i think my mind is starting to short out.
blue grass? do you live in kentucky? i thought you were in queensland (jk). all in all, the purple aky must be nice
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