Wednesday, January 17, 2007

...on paying it forward

ummm...yeah...hi...about that door you didn't hold open for me. it kind of helps your case if you don't make eye contact before you let go. thanks. thanks so much. jerk

—the bastard

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

You know, cause the animals heads on the wall, that's paying it forward. I know none of them are your handiwork, but I'm sure it wasn't Osment pulling the trigger.

bastard central said...

the bastard thinks that you are taking the concept of karmic retribution to a newer, more absurd level

Anonymous said...

If you think it's absurd then you don't know karma. I do,. and I will tell you, it's going to get ya', in fact, it's going to hit you right in the head.

bastard central said...

whatever you say atlas

bastard central said...

oh yeah. and we all shine on

Anonymous said...

It's been rough holding the world up for the likes of you and your cohorts, I'm gonna put it down now.

bastard central said...

oh, right