Wednesday, July 25, 2007


so this morning, the bastard woke up late for his indesign class. yes, selling bullets sewven times a year is finally coming out of the dark ages and upgrading the equipment. everyone will be up to the industry standard. i wonder what that will mean for the art staffs of all the magazines involved over the next 6 months. can you say deluge?

anyway this morning i:

hit at least two people with my bag

lost my bandana/sweat rag

stepped on 5 sets of heels

3 sets of toes

nearly collided with 2 people

and told at least one person to "get out the way"

and i got me an egg sammich

all in all, the bastard says, it's been a full morning.

—the bastard

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