Tuesday, August 28, 2007

it's a fact...

...people at coffee shops with big fat carcasses who didn't order a cup of coffee but feel they need to be up the ass of their friend who did order coffee will in fact block the station where you put sugar and milk and get napkins from and they will invariably have a backpack on to subsequently increase her footprint. given this knowledge, in certain societies, one could find oneself strangling said cow to death but fortunately for this particular heffer, we don't live in that kind of society...yet.

—the bastard

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