Friday, September 14, 2007

...on antiquities

the bastard doesn't have much today but, sometimes you gotta just leave em laughing. saw this at an antique shop next door to a fine fine place to get a slice of red velvet cake. i had no idea that flip wilson had a biographer, let alone a biography.
the bastard actually bought this ad because, man, this is whiskey. you know, whiskey isn't just for breakfast anymore.

—the bastard

2 comments:

Rob S. said...

Wot? nuthin on me niblets?

bastard central said...

well,

i didn't have a picture of you chippendales dancer green giant ad

the bastard thinks it's time for a little red magic and i don't mean the of the ketchup variety.

i mean the blood variety

but that's probably pretty goddam obvious at this point since i'm no longer speaking about ketchup