Friday, September 14, 2007

...on antiquities

the bastard doesn't have much today but, sometimes you gotta just leave em laughing. saw this at an antique shop next door to a fine fine place to get a slice of red velvet cake. i had no idea that flip wilson had a biographer, let alone a biography.
the bastard actually bought this ad because, man, this is whiskey. you know, whiskey isn't just for breakfast anymore.

—the bastard


Rob S. said...

Wot? nuthin on me niblets?

bastard central said...


i didn't have a picture of you chippendales dancer green giant ad

the bastard thinks it's time for a little red magic and i don't mean the of the ketchup variety.

i mean the blood variety

but that's probably pretty goddam obvious at this point since i'm no longer speaking about ketchup