Friday, February 22, 2008


under the shadow of the empire state building is korea town. daily this is the bastard's gaunlet due to the fact that it's an easier road than taking the 6 train at night. it's kind of like the rainy post apocalyptic los angeles of blade runner. except the regulars dress more fashionably and they are less aware of the ghost faces that are trying to head to the f train. god forbid if you have to get past a big crowd at the fucking pinkberry on 32nd, you might get trampled by a poorman's recreation of the shibuya district.

you see the bastard has been drinking as you might guess and he's spouting crap.

spent three stops putting up with some jerkpiece testing out his ringtones underground. i'm sure it seemed like a great idea to him at the time. now the bastard is closing in on home and it sure tastes good after a steady diet of white ale and piggly wigglys.

god dammit, I love this fucking town. good to the last drop, shiteyes.

—the bastard


jonny airplanes said...

Gauntlet I thought this was going to to be about you being the valkere and me being the archer. Oh well. Pinkberry? ???
Piggley wiggly the grocery store?
Drinking is sure fun

bastard central said...

yeah it is jonny,

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