the bastard gets up at the crack of dawn to go to church with the boy.
father and son stuff.
let me save you the trouble of asking.
lightning didn't strike.
the ground didn't open up.
the hosts of hell didn't come up to claim what is rightfully their property like i've always suspected they would. however, one minister looked like mike ditka and the other looked like the lead singer of the bosstones.
don't be disappointed, it'll happen for me one day.
dad'll be so proud.
at least when i get there, i'll be warm.
so i get out of the rental and i look up the parking lot to the big rusted cross where the worship is taking place.
i approach the fist of kung fu to get my mass program but, then i look up and see this on top of the church and i see this:
the bastard had to wonder. so i ask the fist, "ummmm hey fist?"
"how's it going?"
"pretty good but, i was wondering"
"how was your flight?"
"good, is that a cell tower on the cross?"
then the fist of kung fu makes himself a big ole smile and shakes his head. "yeah, it is."
then he spins a brief tale about it.
you see, the fist is pretty active in his church. so he's friend's with pastor ditka and one day while walking the grounds he explains to the fist that they had the roof repaired or something done to the sunday school or something and he pointed out the new cross on the roof and the fist asked the same question. pastor ditka gave him the same answer.
"wow, it sure did look like one", i repled. "i just had to ask. it kind of gives a new meaning to the phrase can you hear me now?"
now let me say off the bat here that , i would never begrudge a church the means to keep itself afloat. not every church is a catholic church. so, that means that they may not have the vast landholdings and financial resources of the catholic church that come with that. a church can have a cell tower but maybe not a coca cola sign on the church front door perhaps. i don't know. maybe it doesn't matter. maybe it's the worship that matters. on the same token, having a cell tower attached to the cross on top of your church is pretty funny to me.
the bastard is SO going to hell.