Tuesday, September 09, 2008

the bastard has come to a foregone conclusion...

...that drinking is a big part of being in publishing.


yup. that pretty much sums it up some days.

one of the folks from marketing is going the way of the 4 winds today and how do we commemorate the occasion?

that's right. with a 12 pack of bud light (oof) and some wine.

but this isn't just it.

it's because because of the fact that the gun show is now staring down on us like some fucking vulture that's coming to take out my liver for 5 days straight some some awful magazine making prometheus chained to a rock that this year we will call orlando, florida.

yes, the booze powered dream team that has the power to not sleep for 5 days straight and learns love our impending cases of cirrhosis like long lost friends or perhaps like that of visiting heads of state, is going to orlando this year. weeping may now ensue.

—the bastard

4 comments:

jonny airplanes said...

yah gun show within driving distance. To watch the masters drink all night and get up at 6 to begin again. What a sight.

bastard central said...

it is indeed mistah airplanes.

welcome to the drinkeedome

bastard central said...

does that mean that the team rides to work in a yellow jeep everyday?

jonny airplanes said...

That or a black stealth. All depends on the Big White Boat's schedule.