...on pilot error

you know, there are times when the bastard gets wrapped up in his own day to day. it's taking me forever to get the bike on the road. hell, it's taking me forever to get it insured. to get a motorcycle license. and now the fuel lines have dry rot and i'm seriously considerring getting something newer and more reliable because hey, you only live once. anyway, this morning the comments window of my last post was graced by a drunken jonny airplanes and it reminded me...

...jonny airplanes always wanted to try turducken. now wait, let's back up a second. "hey bastard. what's a turducken?"

well young shiteyes, according to wikipedia, a turducken can be defined as de-boned turkey stuffed with a de-boned duck, which itself is stuffed with a small de-boned chicken. The name is a portmanteau of those ingredients, turkey, duck, and chicken. The cavity of the chicken and the rest of the gaps are filled with, at the very least, a highly seasoned breadcrumb mixture or sausage meat, although some versions have a different stuffing for each bird. Some recipes call for the turkey to be stuffed with a chicken which is then stuffed with a duckling. It is also called a chuckey.

i've had it, it's a pretty good marriage of flavors. worth your while at least once on this little merry go round but, i digress, jonny airplanes wanted to try turducken. so did his coworkers. so they went in and bought one with all of the cooking fixings (except for some kind of baster they improvised from some shop equipment, don't try this at home shiteyes).

anyway, there is is. better late then never. jon is currently been called to active duty in the coast guard and he was apparently very drunk and his comments bordered on the incoherent. however it did remind me that i wanted to post about this. now cram it in your craw, jerks.

—the bastard