Saturday, May 05, 2007

...on pilot error

you know, there are times when the bastard gets wrapped up in his own day to day. it's taking me forever to get the bike on the road. hell, it's taking me forever to get it insured. to get a motorcycle license. and now the fuel lines have dry rot and i'm seriously considerring getting something newer and more reliable because hey, you only live once. anyway, this morning the comments window of my last post was graced by a drunken jonny airplanes and it reminded me...

...jonny airplanes always wanted to try turducken. now wait, let's back up a second. "hey bastard. what's a turducken?"

well young shiteyes, according to wikipedia, a turducken can be defined as de-boned turkey stuffed with a de-boned duck, which itself is stuffed with a small de-boned chicken. The name is a portmanteau of those ingredients, turkey, duck, and chicken. The cavity of the chicken and the rest of the gaps are filled with, at the very least, a highly seasoned breadcrumb mixture or sausage meat, although some versions have a different stuffing for each bird. Some recipes call for the turkey to be stuffed with a chicken which is then stuffed with a duckling. It is also called a chuckey.

i've had it, it's a pretty good marriage of flavors. worth your while at least once on this little merry go round but, i digress, jonny airplanes wanted to try turducken. so did his coworkers. so they went in and bought one with all of the cooking fixings (except for some kind of baster they improvised from some shop equipment, don't try this at home shiteyes).

anyway, there is is. better late then never. jon is currently been called to active duty in the coast guard and he was apparently very drunk and his comments bordered on the incoherent. however it did remind me that i wanted to post about this. now cram it in your craw, jerks.

—the bastard

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

That's right. Aiplanes was drunk. He did enjoy his whole turducken filled day. Although on protecting your freedoms in the USCG he seems to find that freedom may not be free but he in VA it's not really costing you freedom hounds all that much. I think i need to raise the price of freedom so i can by more drinky drinks and also add in the low fee of some ladies. By the way, airplanes needs to find out how to go un-anonymos. seeyah airplanes

Jonny Airplanes said...

figured it out

bastard central said...

congratulations on doing away with your anonymity airplanes.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN:

we will be having a two for one special on freedom every tuesday night

Anonymous said...

oh well forgot password need to stop drinkin and surfing bastard's blog.

bastard central said...

oh you can keep drinking and keep surfing. it'll keep you out of trouble.

Jonny Airplanes said...

i am sober and i think i got it.

bastard central said...

good work sir