ok, it's like this. i've made it abundantly clear that the bastard doesn't enjoy watching you eat on the train so i won't belabor the point.
ok.
maybe he will belabor the point. it was like a surprise gross out this morning when this character sat down across from me with his cup of....something. i think it's coffee.
but it wasn't. instead it was a cup of nice sludgey steel cut oats.
thanks pal, watching you cram that sludge into your pie hole really made my day. thanks.
no.
really.
i appreciate your disgusting albeit efficient use of your time. the fact that you look like you are spooning spackle onto your beard is neither here nor there.
—the bastard
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