Showing posts with label my gps is trying to kill me. Show all posts
Showing posts with label my gps is trying to kill me. Show all posts

Sunday, June 26, 2011

the bastard doesn't really mean to sound optimistic…





…but there's just something about sitting out on the balcony with 4 fingers of whiskey with a gentle breeze that makes him think,

"shit doesn't suck so much"

now all I need is respectable recipe for bul gogi tacos and shit would pretty much be complete for me for now.

what'd ya want some piss and vinegar?

ok.

I got lost coming and going from a birthday party in Yonkers.

Yonkers is good and all, but I can no longer trust my gps to do the right thing by me.

I mean seriously why does it make me go past a right turn on 31st so I van make a left on 32nd so Ivan make a left onto 31st?

what the hell is that shit?

oh

wait

bul gogi.

—the bastard