...on the simple things 3

"whoa ho, this is some high technology"

"you can mix flavors into your soda."

"i'm gonna mix vanilla into my coke."

"i'm gonna mix cherry into mine."

"well, i'm gonna mix hawaiian punch into mine"

nothing makes the bastard smile more than stoners planning out how they are going to mix their sodas in a the 7-11. shine on you crazy diamonds

—the bastard

..on the little things 2

has the bastard ever gone on ad nauseam about how much he loves having a 7-11 near his place?

i mean seriously.

what could be better than getting some icee coffee after moving crap to my garage? yes, the bastard rents a garage. where else am i putting the damn bike and the chairman's truck. anyway, the bastard enjoys the convenience of getting the caffeine my body depends on to keep the voices out of my head.

come on i'm saving lives out here. your lives. show some gratitude.

jerks

—the bastard

...even hipsters love the seven eleven

so the bastard was enjoying day 2 of 7-11 goodness when i saw hipsters in front. and she was scowling at me. or maybe she was just scowling. either way the bastard felt the need to share.

—the bastard

...on the little things

so the chairman was having a bad day. and he was telling the bastard about it when, low and behold, the 7-11 was open. the bastard is so happy.

—the bastard